bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

unclefather:

birds…hacked
public bathroom….hacked
electric toothbrush….hacked

people can confirm that i am ky how did this happen

Person: hey wanna go on a date?
Me: no thanks I don't wanna be a ghoul

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

Anonymous whispered: Let's not worry about the horse, but are you okay?

yes im okay

just extremely sick with a stomach virus and also annoyed

but that last part is normal im annoyed all the time


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skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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barakakodon:

Nozaki with his date…

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Waka with his date…

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Kashima with her date…

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Mikorin…

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ledzeppelinhair:

Rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47

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