thats right just throw a small child against a wall like the animal you are

shadis

pls

dont give a mother her son’s arm

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
you're awesome and I hope you have a great day today

thank you!! that’s very kind of you to say uvu i hope you’re having a great day/night as well

if erwin’s last words aren’t “suck my nuts” i’m gonna be pretty fucking disappointed in this comic

r3dcardigan:

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

Pls do it.



jingledink:

IT’S ROTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN (x)

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

when u meet someone w/ the same name as u

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"